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Ten talking points from the weekend | Email Daniel
I’m minded of Martin Buchan’s legendary response – later pilfered by Gordon Strachan – to a reporter he didn’t know putting a hand on his chest to stop him going to get a drink.
“A quick word, Martin?
And because he’d been so rude I added ‘fuck off’.”
