Turkey v Georgia: Euro 2024 – live
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Goodness me, it appears there’s already been some grown men action in the stands. What is wrong with people?
We’re all friends here, so we can all be honest with each other. It’s eminently possible that, just before 10pm last evening, every single one of us found ourselves saying to ourselves a version of: “Oh man, I wish there was another game on now. Why isn’t there another game on now? It’s a disgrace! I am poorly and need help.”