Football Daily | Arsenal advance amid sensory reverie and an edifying dispute
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Football is the greatest thing in the world. Regular readers will be surprised to learn the Daily thinks that, but it has a confession to make nevertheless: its exhibition sniping and miserableness are nothing more than an attention-seek, a teenage boy being mean to a girl he fancies with predictable results.
So, a computer is to be used for Big Cup draws after Uefa found ‘it would take up to four hours [to do] without digital assistance’. Isn’t that quicker than the whole shebang can take at present?” – Dr Peter Storch.
I’m not sure I’ve witnessed a more pointless spat than the media confection produced after Trent Alexander-Arnold claimed the trophies Liverpool won meant more ‘to us and our fanbase because of the situations at both clubs financially’. To put it in terms relevant to the readership of the Football Daily, we all know that someone with their last Tin will savour it far more than someone with a fridge full of Tin” – Colin Reed.
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